Right. In celebration of exams being over [and my being in the library; and thus being able to do fancy schmancies to blogfonts!], I bring to you...
[*dundunnnn*]
...An entirely inane post.

I'm sorry.
I really am.

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I am.. bored. Out of my mind. Gaw, like you couldn't tell?
I want.. to watch 'John Tucker Must Die'. But nobody loves me enough to watch it with me. *weeps*
I have.. a weird personality. All in favour of that, say aye. [*cue resounding chorus of ayes*]
I wish.. I could miraculously receive a donation of human growth hormone to treat my dwarfism. XD! No, but really. I wish I could grow taller.
I hate.. pE0pl3 hU tyP33 lyk3 d1ssH.
I miss.. My dad, 'cause he's gone overseas. Pastor Ian and his family, 'cause they're going overseas. And...hum. ...Nobody else, really. Not anyone whose name I'll say, at any rate.
I fear.. becoming the obesest [I know there isn't such a word. But I'm making it up.], weirdest, most longsuffering girl on Earth. (:
I wonder.. if I'll ever really find Mr. Dark Haired, Green Eyed ideal. I doubt so. But it's fun to wonder. [In any case, he'll be cuter than the weird blackhaired OR brownhaired dudes on that Princess Hours show deal everyone's freaking over.]
I regret.. turning down that path.
I love.. good music.
I ache.. Correction. I WILL ache. Soonish. After my workout.
I never.. will let just any guy screw me over. [Note the appropriate use of the word "OVER", in order to prevent any misinterpretations.]
I am not... Jessica Alba. But I would like her abs.
I cry.. when I do.
I am not always.. I AM NOT ALWAYS EMO! Gaw, you people misunderstand me. *sobble* ...Why, oh whyyy is the whole world conspirating against me? *headflick of dark fringe* EVERYONE is plotting against me, oh doom, oh doom...
I write.. many inane things. Fear me.
I confuse... Myself. Most of the time, anyway.
I should... Be a sweetie and buy everyone chocolate. But then again, maybe I should just buy it- and KEEP IT ALL FOR MYSELFSES.

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Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Anyone you're thinking of, in no order. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people. Absolutely no cheating and switching positions on the list, either!

1. Maxy
2. Cheryl
3. Av
4. Shu
5. Um. Roy?
6. Jaime
7. GEG
8. Ee
9. Fin [2Gians should know who I'm talking about]
10. Audd
11. Jia Ni
12. . Loth
13. ME.

THE QUESTIONS:
1. How did you meet 13? ...Uh. I met her at birth. Whee. Yeah, we're born on the same day, same time, same year...EVERYTHING. Isn't that, like, such a coincidence?
2. What would you do if you NEVER met 6? ...I would...never have known a person who goes to JUNGLE BUNGLE ALMOST EVERY DAY. And who'll grow up to marry a chic sheikh...or AHEMM.
3. What would you do if 2 and 9 dated? 0_0 AHPFFFT. *dies chortling*
4. Did you ever like 5? Meh. Mean question.
5. Would 1 and 8 be a good couple? I guess. But they're both straight, so...no.
6. Is number 11 gay/lesbian? I SHOULD HOPE NOT, JIA NI!
8. What is your first memory of 3? She was all quietlike [I know! It's amazing, innit?] on the first day of school, and she was wearing her old thick jacket thing, and I passed her my Happy House phone book to write her details in. :D
9. Do you know any of 1's family members? Yepp. Her mum and her brother and her aunty.
10. What's 10's favorite color? Too easy. PINK, ALL THE WAY.
11. What would you do if 9 just confessed he/she liked you? ...I gave would give a lame reaction.
12. what language does number 3 speak? English. Elvish. But her Chinese sucks, and she knows it. And is proud of it.
13. Who is 9 going out with? I have no idea, seriously.
14. What grade is 12 in? I dunno. Sorry, Loth, love. We don't do grade systems here in Singapore.
15. When did you last see 7?...Let's try, um, never.
16. What is 7's favorite band? He likes emo rock. (: So that'd be OUR LADY PEACE [I got it right this time, y'all.], Jimmy Eat World...he named some others, but I forgot 'em.
17. Would you ever date 2? Date my Memory Lane buddy? ...Like, EW.
18. Is 3 hot? Apparently some tall guy thinks she is. Go ask him.
19. Is 12 single? Yeah. But she'll find someone special one day. <3
21. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship w/ 1? As best friends, duh. But not as anything ELSE. 'Coz that w ould be just sick.
22. Where does 10 go to school? MGS, all the way, darhhling.
23. whats 5's best physical feature? ...You just had to ask that? ...I guess his blue eyes, then.
24. Are number 7 & 8 Best friends? GEG and Ee? ...Yeah, in another life, maybe.
25. Is 8 a girl or boy? BOY. ...Kidding.
26. Who is number 5 in love with? Nobody, I guess. Hope. Think.
27. What is your favorite memory of 7? Uhhh. OUR DISCUSSING THE TOTAL AWESOMENESS OF BEING WEIRDDD.
29. What is the funniest memory of 11? Everything about her. >.<>
30. What is your bond between number 2? We're Memory Lane buddies. <3!
31. How old is 13? She's the same age as me. WOW. YET ANOTHER AMAZING COINCIDENCE!
32. How close are you with number 12? We're sisters, yo. :D
34. What's your favorite memory with 1? Almost everything. The way we can be yelling at each other one second and then talking and laughing the next...our whacked out shopping trips and sleepovers...her trail of admirers...
36. What's your favorite thing about number 4? She has a dinosaur face. (: And mentions me sometimes in her blog, which makes me feel loved because that means that she actually reads my posts.
37. Is 6 a virgin? 0____0 *twitches* ...For your sake I hope so, Jaime. ;)
[Kidding. She would totally kick a guy where it hurts, if she had to.]
38. What would you do if 4 asked you out? Freak out. YOU'D BETTER NOT, SHU. OR ELSE.

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That was fun. :D I think I'll torture y'all with another round of spazzy surveys, the next time I post. Or something like that.

love much.

watch this space. a sleepover will be coming your way soon.

I hope.

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...Interval training owns. :D
I'm not in the mood to overdo cardio today, so's I shall just do an interval again later on, and more weights. [The whole LC deal's working out awesomely!]

I will now proceed to reward myself with allotted time to do MORE inane quizzes on quizilla and tickle. (: Yes, I know. I'm a lazy slacky pig.

I'm wondering if I should resume middle eastern dancing classes this Sunday. ...Since 'zams are over, and all. I think it should be fine. :D ...Somebody get me a coin belt for Christmas or something! ...Jaime Chong, you were totally supposed to get me one. Huh.

Not to mention that YOU, Jaime Chong, were also supposed to meet up with Maxy and I for Body Jam. ): ...Oh well. While you're way over there fraternizing with AHEM and other intriguing peopleses, I shall simply drag someone else along with me.
Anyone up for dance classes before a girls' night out? Work outs must come before pig outs, which come before freak outs. :D
Therefore workouts > pig outs > freak outs .
Hey cool. Look, Nic, you gorgeous mathtard, you. You influenced me.

...Oh yeah. Yesterday Cheryl and I were talking about the people in our class getting married. ...o_O Lemme tell y'all- it's really pretty freaky. Wonder if we'll have a high school reunion; and if so, I wonder how much we all would've changed.

SAGGY EYEBAGS DROOPING WAISTLINES UNKEMPT HAIR FRAZZLED EYEBROWS SADDLEBAG HIPS, OH NO!

No.
That must never happen.

We, my lovelies, will fight to keep our riproaring good looks and trim (?) figures, while aging as gracefully and as beautifully as we can.

As much as humanely possible, in any case.

...And we shall all have a deloverly high school reunion.

I shall see Av with her Italian guy and his pasta; Joooooolia with her Aussie dood; Yi Ling with her tall guy; Maxy with some poor, poor soul lugging around all her shopping; Shu with the guyshebumpedintoatthelockers; Nic with Bartok's son or Elgar's greatgreatgreatgrandson or summat; Nat with some weird guy cheerleader (?); and Jaime with her chic sheikh. Hopefully.

...And me? *snickers* ...P'raps, fair souls, I shall just stay single all the days of my life. Oh, yohoho, it's a spinster's life for me.

<3